Eviction
So, we may or may not be evicted tonight at midnight. I once watched a Michael Mo.o.re movie, that one he fabricated did about Roger the GM dude, and I saw a family get evicted. I imagine having to throw all my stuff into garbage bags (because that's more dramatic than the boxes I have stashed and luggage) and drag my babies out in their stained onsies and droopy diapers and all the while cursing the man---whoever he is. It might happen---we have 26 minutes until I'll know for sure. But if midnight rolls around and I still have a place to lay my head....well, then in the morning I'm marching up to the office and raising cane. Because I don't need this kind of junk in my life.
Jay accidentally wrote a check from an old account that has 32 cents in it. As soon as I realized he'd done this, I wrote a new check and took it in. It did not get delivered to the right hands. That's happened to me about 5 times now, in the 6 months I've lived here. They have gone through three entire different staffs of management since I moved here. I'd say something's amiss up in management land. Well, anyway---I think eviction is somewhat of a drastic response to a lousy bounced check and poor communication. Jay would have evicted me years ago if that were an appropriate response.
That's pretty much all I really had to say.
P.S. Blogger Spell Check just suggested that I change "onesies" to "honkies". We are. But I won't.
Jay accidentally wrote a check from an old account that has 32 cents in it. As soon as I realized he'd done this, I wrote a new check and took it in. It did not get delivered to the right hands. That's happened to me about 5 times now, in the 6 months I've lived here. They have gone through three entire different staffs of management since I moved here. I'd say something's amiss up in management land. Well, anyway---I think eviction is somewhat of a drastic response to a lousy bounced check and poor communication. Jay would have evicted me years ago if that were an appropriate response.
That's pretty much all I really had to say.
P.S. Blogger Spell Check just suggested that I change "onesies" to "honkies". We are. But I won't.
6 Comments:
At 10:34 PM, Super Happy Girl said…
Angela: that's terrible >:(
Sorry you had to spend the day worrying about that, they should definitely get an earful tomorrow, mommies do not need that kind of junk in their lives.
At 5:33 AM, Code Yellow Mom said…
you are hilarious and I am so glad you are back that I want to fall at your feet and hold onto your legs so you can't be evicted.
"Jay would have evicted me years ago..." CRACKED. ME. UP.
management companies are my arch nemesis.
and how did NCS beat me AND s to the first comment?
At 6:34 AM, Anonymous said…
So what's up? Did you get evicted? What a bunch of nonsense. I'm glad you guys had a good trip. I'd write more, but Sophie's forcibly pushing me out of the computer chair. Charming, eh?
At 8:15 AM, Super Happy Girl said…
CYM: don't you know I live on-line? I have no life whatsoever...
At 8:40 AM, Millie said…
LOL... oh, the times I would have been evicted. I'd be a homeless woman by now.
It's true. No Cool has no other life. I can verify this.
Angela, best of luck... what a pain apartments are. I'm so sorry.
At 8:44 AM, Angela said…
Oh my gosh! Naddin J, verifying that NCS has no life just cracked me up!
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